I recently came across the Great Train Robbery sketch from Beyond the Fringe, featuring Peter Cook and Alan Bennett. Amongst other witticisms Peter Cook points out that "Great Train Robbery" is a misnomer as no trains were in fact stolen - it was the money that was stolen...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUrhdIxT ... re=related
Beyond the Fringe Great Train Robbery sketch
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