Train arrives on time

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Train arrives on time
There were jubilant scenes at London Bridge station this morning as a train arrived on time...
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Reminds me of the tale they tell in Sudan about the train that went to a certain desert town twice a week but always arrived many hours late. One day they heard it coming in the distance and it was early! The mayor rushed out of his office, mobilised the loca police band and rushed to the station where citizens were already gathering. They gave the bemused driver a jubilant welcome. "You're early!" they exclaimed. "No," he replied, "I'm three days late - this is last Tuesday's train!"
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