Trains set free to roam as they please

[John Ashworth]

Trains set free to roam as they please

RAIL bosses have given up trying to control their trains and have set them free to roam wild.

After yet another day of travel chaos, rail executives said it was time to admit that trains could not be tamed by man.

Train company boss Roy Hobbs said: “For centuries we have tried to enslave these majestic trains, making them do our bidding and arrive places punctually.

“But these splendid vehicles have minds of their own, much like Thomas the tank engine, and would rather be late or break down.

“It is time to end the cruelty of timetables. From now on, trains must do as they wish!...