Danish humour

[John Ashworth]

A Danish rail joke taken from the uk.railway newsgroup. You probably have to be Scandinavian to get it.

Q: What's the distinction between a fast train and a slow train?

A: A slow train stops at all the stations. A fast train stops between all the stations.

[Kevin Wilson-Smith]

I do not get it.

[John Ashworth]

You're not Scandinavian.

[Kevin Wilson-Smith]

If I was I would not have heard of the bedbug that was born in the spring.